The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
Just a minute ago, during the scene where Lupin is teaching Harry to cast the Patronus Charm, I was trying to decide which memory I would use to cast the spell. I couldn’t think of a legitimately happy memory, one without any bit of sadness attached to it. This confuses me, because I know there have plenty of times when I wasn’t anything but happy, but I just couldn’t think of them.
Why do we remember the bad, but forget the good?
In Victorian times they invented a tea cup to prevent your moustache from getting wet.
I need this because of reasons.
(Source: libbywho, via thevalidfallacy)
Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem
loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr”
odin sed “NO LOKI…”“
loki cryed nd fell in2 space
he was gon.
odin whispered in2 space
“i ment to sey i wud luv u TH0R-evr…”
(dat ment odin is a jerk)
~**~*REBLOAG IF U CRY EVRY TIME**~*~~
(via toemangler)